5/22/2023 0 Comments Drawn by Chris Ledbetter![]() I held my dog, Ted, up to my computer with the waivers page open to see if he’d lick the screen where Morel’s name was to see if he could hunt truffles. That sounds just okay, due to the average, but, again, look at the guys he was already better than. Prorater! - But if you were to prorate Morel’s stats from last year, he was a 20/15/.235 hitter. Not to get all stupid with prorating - “If you were to hear the song, ‘How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?’ and price every dog in every window, it would take you 37 years, 11 months and sixteen days.” Oh, shut up, Mr. So what? C! There was barely a B and you want a C? Get out of here!. B! Christopher Morel aka Captain Mushroom was more valuable last year than Ketel Marte, Oneil Cruz, Ke’Bryan Hayes and Adley Rutschman. ![]() Please scream these letters at yourself in the mirror: A! He was a top 130 overall guy on the Player Rater last year. You might be thinking, it’s not funny, who knows if Morel can hit in the majors. That he was in the minors for the Cubs until yesterday would be the funniest thing if it wasn’t so sad. ![]() 330/.425/.730 with 11 homers and four steals in 29 games. So far this season in Triple-A, Christopher Morel was going. ![]()
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